Pumps and pills, horny goat weed, and other penis enlargement nonsense

Penis Enlargement: Does It Work?

Every guy knows pumps, pills, exercises, and surgery won’t build bigger penises ― Or do they?

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Pumps and pills, horny goat weed, and other penis enlargement nonsense

But enough of the sensible expert advice. Here is a rundown of your options if you are still looking for a larger penis.

• The vacuum pump. This is the classic of the penis enlargement device genre. You stick your penis into a cylinder attached to a pump that sucks out the air. The resulting vacuum draws extra blood into your penis, making it erect and a little bigger. You then clamp off the penis with a tight ring ― like a tourniquet ― to keep the blood from escaping back into your body.
  Penis pumps do have a real medical use: They help men with erectile dysfunction. But the pump has no lasting effect on the size of your penis. You will deflate to normal size once you remove the ring.
  Risks include temporary impotence, blisters, bruises, ruptured blood vessels, and discolored and thickened skin. The clamping should not be done for longer than 20 to 30 minutes at most since it will eventually cause tissue damage.
• Exercises, weights, and devices. First, know this: You can’t bulk up your penis with exercises, as you can your biceps. It is not a muscle. However, some devices and types of stimulation are purported to stretch the skin and lengthen the penis itself.
  One popular example is “jelqing,” a regimen of tugging or “milking” exercises. Naturally, it has an “ancient” (which means “bogus”) pedigree: Web sites tell us it’s an old Arabian technique passed down from well-hung father to son. The details are veiled behind web pages demanding your credit card, but jelqing exercises generally involve a lot of work ― 30 to 60 minutes of firm yanking most days of the week. The real trick is that you are supposed to do this without your penis getting erect. So you had better have a lot of self-discipline, a lot of free time, and a door with a lock.
  Other penis enlargement options include devices that you clamp onto your penis to stretch it ― sometimes for as long as eight hours a day ― with tension or weights. “A manufacturer sent me one,” says O’Leary. “It looks like a medieval implement of torture.
  Will any of this work? Boyle says no. O’Leary ― very cautiously ― says it might be possible to stretch the skin of the penis. However, this would have no effect on the size of your erection. It would also require superhuman dedication. Risks include tearing of the tissue, burst blood vessels, and other problems. O’Leary recently saw a patient who was hanging heavy weights off his erect penis and fractured it, snapping the tissue. The result was terrible pain and surgery.
• Pills, supplements, and creams. Hogwash. Every last one of them. Most are mixtures of herbs like yohimbe (the “herbal Viagra”), ginseng, and, of course, horny goat weed. They have never been shown to have any effect on penis size.

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